Getting me through this week?
Giant Tic-Tacs.
Also, I think I have a strange toilet phobia. Or maybe it's not strange but people don't generally talk about it. So, here it is:
When I walk into a public bathroom stall and the toilet seat is down, I immediately suspect the worst and leave. Like, who would touch a public toilet seat if they didn't have to, so this toilet must be hiding something sinister and I should move on quickly. Unless its early in the morning and then I assume it's just been cleaned so I take the chance. All bets are off in the airport.
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