You know what is not funny?

Waiting in the Chinese visa office for 2 hours only to be told that they refuse to process a visa on a non-US passport. Really?? Really.

Folks, this is DC. There are probably a lot of non-Americans "per capita" here. And also, you have done it the last 4 times, your website says you do it, there are even fees for it. Please do not lie to my face and waste my time. It makes me cranky and that waiting room smells bad.

Plus, I didn't have my coffee. You suck. And I'll see you again tomorrow.