You Could Drink Whole Milk If You Wanted To

My funny for the day happened at Starbucks this morning. The guy working at the cash register repeated my order to the barista and I was pretty sure that he forgot to say skim milk, so I was watching to make sure skim went into the steaming cup. It didn't. I told the barista that it was supposed to be skim milk rather than what he put in. He looked at me and said, "You know it's only 2%, that's not too bad for you." I agreed, but told him that I really preferred skim milk. He looked at me and said, "Why? You're skinny." I thanked him and insisted that skim milk is still what I need. Then he looked me up and down and said, "In fact, I would give you whole milk."

I got Napoleon Dynamited. awesome.