1. A parking ticket.  My 3rd.  EVER.  For yes, my stupidity, but still.  Annoying.
2. A cable bill charging me tons of late fees for when their payment site went down and didn't process my automatic payment.  Also, I don't have a converter.  Stop trying to sneak in false sneaky ass charges.
3.  Oh yes.  And a threatening letter from the DC government.  It seems my mortgage company has not been paying any of my taxes.  I now have a massive interest charge and at least a $700 fine.  What the hell are they doing with all my money?  Are mortgage payments actually the new Ponzi scheme??!!  
Great.  Just great.
 
