I bought a house. I don't know when I decided that I could be an adult. It's a little scary. It's actually a lot scary.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Yikes.
I bought a house. I don't know when I decided that I could be an adult. It's a little scary. It's actually a lot scary.
http://slideshow.mris.com/slideshow.cfm?ListingKey=90188880758
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Okkkaayyyy....
I was walking out of the ladies room at work the other day and a man stopped me in the hall. I thought he was lost. It turns out, I was wrong.
"Excuse me, miss??"
"Yes?"
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Uhhhh...yes. Yes, I did."
"Ok. Thanks."
Seriously?? Seriously. I am an adult. I wash my hands. Also, even if I were the type of person who didn't, how is that any of your business random stranger in the hallway. Ew. And mind your business.
On my commute today, the metro was delayed (shocking, I know) and PACKED. Luckily, while being kicked and shoved into the car, I was thrown against a REALLY good looking guy. Is it wrong that I wanted to use the 'too short to hold on to the bar' excuse to cuddle with him? Would that have been wrong?
"Excuse me, miss??"
"Yes?"
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Uhhhh...yes. Yes, I did."
"Ok. Thanks."
Seriously?? Seriously. I am an adult. I wash my hands. Also, even if I were the type of person who didn't, how is that any of your business random stranger in the hallway. Ew. And mind your business.
On my commute today, the metro was delayed (shocking, I know) and PACKED. Luckily, while being kicked and shoved into the car, I was thrown against a REALLY good looking guy. Is it wrong that I wanted to use the 'too short to hold on to the bar' excuse to cuddle with him? Would that have been wrong?
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